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August 27, 2007 / lazybug

A Letter to the Terrorists

Dear Terrorist(s),

Hope you are doing well. Congratulations on the successful execution of the bomb blasts in Hyderabad. I hope you keep doing your job the same way in the many more years to come. And I really do not see any one getting in your way, least the government. Because, you see, our government is not intelligent enough to know where exactly you are going to execute the blast. It is not even competent enough to take warnings seriously and tighten the security at public places. See what our Home Minister had to say when he was asked about the intelligence inputs received prior to the blast:

“We had bits of information, but we didn’t know when and where it would happen,”

I am sure this makes you feel really happy.

The government has now made sure that every time I visit a public place in the future I will have to take care of myself. Yet, I will be paying for the security of the Chief Minister. He will now have 338 people guarding him. But he is not your target, is he? So you need not worry. I request you to keep planning new ways to kill us, there really are a lot of us who would be interested in dying at your hands. We gather in huge numbers at the slightest of provocations, for eg, at parks on weekends, at Cinema Halls on most of the days, bus stops, railway stations, places of worship etc.

So, here’s wishing you all the success in the future.

Your possible future victim,

Akhil

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  1. Santhosh / Aug 27 2007 7:34 am

    You have just missed a few more things lazybug, you should have also given him your telephone numbers, email id, residential address and your photo just in case he doesn’t miss you. What say?

  2. Chittaranjan / Aug 27 2007 8:19 am

    Since when did thos ebastards become dears?? 👿

    Sarcasm aside, they also should be invited to have chaat and watch laser shows!

  3. lazybug / Aug 27 2007 8:36 am

    If they planted bombs there already, please don’t expect them to turn up.

  4. Footie / Aug 27 2007 2:57 pm

    The statement by our home minister pissed me off big time . its a shame that I hail from the place where this guy had been elected for last two decades …

  5. vinay / Aug 27 2007 3:23 pm

    superb love letter. Hope some of those bastards read this and get motivated to target our beloved ministers/politicians.

    In charminar, you will find pakistani terrorists every nook and corner. But will not go there as the current party got to its power due to large Muslim votes.

    Buggers Bastards Gandus MFks …….

  6. Prasanthi / Aug 29 2007 9:32 am

    Good letter Akhil.

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