Archive for August 27th, 2007

A Letter to the Terrorists

Dear Terrorist(s),

Hope you are doing well. Congratulations on the successful execution of the bomb blasts in Hyderabad. I hope you keep doing your job the same way in the many more years to come. And I really do not see any one getting in your way, least the government. Because, you see, our government is not intelligent enough to know where exactly you are going to execute the blast. It is not even competent enough to take warnings seriously and tighten the security at public places. See what our Home Minister had to say when he was asked about the intelligence inputs received prior to the blast:

“We had bits of information, but we didn’t know when and where it would happen,”

I am sure this makes you feel really happy.

The government has now made sure that every time I visit a public place in the future I will have to take care of myself. Yet, I will be paying for the security of the Chief Minister. He will now have 338 people guarding him. But he is not your target, is he? So you need not worry. I request you to keep planning new ways to kill us, there really are a lot of us who would be interested in dying at your hands. We gather in huge numbers at the slightest of provocations, for eg, at parks on weekends, at Cinema Halls on most of the days, bus stops, railway stations, places of worship etc.

So, here’s wishing you all the success in the future.

Your possible future victim,

Akhil


 

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